My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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