I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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