did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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