he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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