So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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