I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You took a bar mat shot.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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