Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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