all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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