I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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