i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sorry about my life...
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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