i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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