Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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