you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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