At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
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She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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