Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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