Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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