What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
