she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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