You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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