Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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