Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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