Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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