Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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