Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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