HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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