I'm retarded. Again.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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