I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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