For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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