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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(

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just blow him with soup in your mouth.

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(440): eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :( (1-440): just blow him with soup in your mouth. http://tfl.nu/7jjb

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last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl

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(404): last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl http://tfl.nu/5x3v

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Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl

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(913): Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl http://tfl.nu/6ay2

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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(516): i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car http://tfl.nu/yqns

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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.

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(440): Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana. http://tfl.nu/g8b3

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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.

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(970): I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now. http://tfl.nu/y6ao

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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?

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(609): why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures? http://tfl.nu/ty0v

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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.

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(970): Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did. http://tfl.nu/3qcv

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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?

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(204): how do you feel about lunch break shots ? http://tfl.nu/05qu

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?

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(603): Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night? http://tfl.nu/gcf5

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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!

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(415): Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM! http://tfl.nu/lg7j

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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.

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(360): Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour. http://tfl.nu/4726

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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"

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(636): Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!" http://tfl.nu/8gr1

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Do you know how to give stiches?

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I do not...this text concerns me

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(612): Do you know how to give stiches? (1-612): I do not...this text concerns me http://tfl.nu/8jm1

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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess

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(757): think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess http://tfl.nu/lfhg

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