and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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