I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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