3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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