sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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