he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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