end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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