hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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