i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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