plz talk dirty to me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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