am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
