But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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