I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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