She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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