Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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