the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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