Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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