Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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