if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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