dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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