At least make sure they are 18
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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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