Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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