i can't believe i had my finger in that
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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