Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hungover. No words. Just memes.