pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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i think im in europe. pls send help
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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