there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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