Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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