my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Its about making memories worth repressing
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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