TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my being single is dangerous.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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