Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
